Yeah, Right...
She comes home early and finds him with the babysitter naked in bed. in a compromising position... His first reaction.. ~ Honey, this is not what you think!!  I can explain... ~ (rumor)

Busted
After about a year of having a computer (finally) he started to discover chat..
One day while typing and looking at a photo of some woman on the net, his daughter comes in the room.. looks at his screen and screams.. Mommy.. daddy is having an affair on the computer.. his reaction... he tried to cover the screen with both hands.. ahhh.. didn't work..
The rest is obvious.. no computer for a month and no nookie!...  (True story)