Everything you send me or post here becomes the property of Smart Ass and I will add on. IF I find it accurate, appropriate, interesting or just plain funny... And, I reserve the right to do it or not!

*NOTICE
Many actual e-mail and chat records will be added. I am sure that some of my readers will probably decide to no longer talk to me, to that I say very simply... I love you guys as much as you love me and it is time to give back some of what you gave me in the past 50 years or so. A lot of lectures, a lot of advice from your own failing relationships, a lot of  "I know better because..." And so forth.

This site will post only non-fiction stories about whomever I find appropriate! If you like it or not! If you find the material on this site offensive to you, or to someone you recognize,  don't come back! Just go chat or call someone else you can impress or better yet go do something constructive like laundry or some other thing... If all my "poetry" is already posted, don't bother talking me out of it.. It won't work! My Smart Ass is Smarter than yours!

He who would takes the first step without looking at the ground first, rather concentrates on the horizon from afar-will always find the right way no matter what... (Confuse-youz??)

"If the Gods put you TO IT, they'll put you THROUGH IT... Never say die!" (Unknown)